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• I ? TwitterKeys ? http://twitterkeys.com/ ? … Too bad it doesn’t work in TweetDeck #
• Tweetdeck API calls are depleeting at a record rate with #startagain … gota LOVE great conversations #
• #startagain Stoped worrying about people not following me back. I followed them for a reason, but “not” to get them to follow me. #
• #startagain … need to check my RT’s to make sure they were set up right before hitting the send button #
• RT @shellykramer: @unmarketing I would read all bios of followers and try to get to know them-following is smthg to be respected #startagain #
• @tkpleslie has a great example of Twitter avatar that’s not pixelated in Tweetdeck, great job on the pic #startagain in reply to tkpleslie #
• @unmarketing #startagain Twitter avatars … I still need to update mine, it could use better quality. I noticed when I saw better pics #
• RT @unmarketing: #startagain I would of not cared when someone unfollowed me. … I second that, I no longer watch my unfollows #
• #startagain something that is still overlooked .. Twitter avatars, higher quality pics look better in Tweetdeck too many still pixelated bad #
• @mvavrinak #startagain Once I realized the mistake I couldn’t follow ppl I “really” wanted to follow, growing naturally I get less unfollow in reply to mvavrinak #
• Also I would have started with screen name I have now, my 1st account was when Twitter was just a week old, but my name didn’t reflect me #
• I would have let my followers grow naturally instead of following 2000 people first, I have since corrected that #startagain #
• RT @unmarketing: If u could go back to when u started using twitter, what would u do different? (pls use #startagain) RT pls #
• Oooh Ooooh … we have a Ben & Jerry’s ice cream shop moving in right across the street … what’s your fav flavor? Mine’s Phish Food #
• Are there any good store bought wines at Winco? #
• @mommy_wins Too funny, I can relate … our 2yr old will dive under the toddler table when he sees one of us coming with a new diaper in reply to mommy_wins #
• @JenniRyan Ouch! … Funny thing, after I told him “don’t touch” he poked the computer as to say touch touch touch, I’m touching the puter in reply to JenniRyan #
• @kid_disco You’re not in kansas anymore … LOL … More like a Twitter twilight zone huh? in reply to kid_disco #
• @SprockGirl: Congrats Babe! your DBI is 2.21 You ROCK! http://tweetsum.com #DBI #
• Definition of anxious … my 2yr old between me and my MacBook Pro with sticky apple fingers … Don’t TOUCH the computer! #
• Why is it bread never survives the trip home? Anyone up for inventing a way to restore squished bread? #
• @CrissyW a great place to learn how to use Twitter the right way – http://tinyurl.com/cekzx2 #
• @chrismessina First glance at your avatar I thought you were Chuck Norris – is that good or bad? in reply to chrismessina #
• @ChrisSpagnuolo Portland ‘IS’ an unhappy place, always rainy, dark and gloomy, but it’s beautiful when the sun shines. I escaped in ’97 in reply to ChrisSpagnuolo #
• RT @joestump: Check out twimailer at http://twimailer.com for MUCH nicer follower emails. Fantastic product! (via @julek). – COOLEST APP! #
• RT @CleverClogs: There will be a web-only version of @PowerTwitter – no installation of add-ons: http://sn.im/powertwitter_webonly_coming #
• Great place to find local tweeps in your own city, you may be shocked how many locals are on twitter – http://chirpcity.com/ #
• @chirpcity Test the placement of the button, many people may not see it at the bottom of the pages, just a suggestion in reply to chirpcity #
• Must see video if you’re new to Twitter http://bit.ly/3pgd3 from @Ann_Sieg & @MikeKlingler #
• Tweet-a-Watt – a modified kilowatt usage meter that tweets your kilowatt usage – BRILLIANT! – http://bit.ly/19QdDP #
• Any fellow mac users using Blogo? http://www.drinkbrainjuice.com/blogo … What do you think of it? #
• Whoo Hoo, I’m liking Twitter.Grader.com better higher scores are better there lol #
• @ScottProck got a grade of 98.9/100 on @grader. Check it out: http://twitter.grader.com/ScottProck #
• Getting ready to watch NASCAR – wishing I could be at Las Vegas watching it live. Go Tony! #
• Not liking my score at TweetSum and I hope I haven’t been one of those annoying Twitter users as my score would suggest #
• @barbieprincess looks like I was mistaken according to the TweetSum FAQ http://tweetsum.com/faq the higher number is not good #
• @barbieprincess regarding #DBI … I believe it’s supposed to be higher, at least that is the way they are sorted at Tweetsum in reply to barbieprincess #
• My DBI is 93.60 Find yours and manage your followers at http://tweetsum.com #DBI #

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I found this little distraction extremely funny, so I thought I would share it with you.

“What is your name?”…

When you find you’re having a stressful day or week, perhaps some silliness can break up the day, here’s a little dose:

Here’s an excerpt from a children’s book titled, “Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants” by Dave Pilkey.

In the book there’s an evil professor who forces everyone to assume a new name.

Following the instructions below you can now find your new name.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = zippy
n = pinky
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

As an example, President Barack Obama’s new name is Loopy Toilettushy.

Please respond in the comments with your new name, and remember that children laugh on average 146 times a day, adults laugh on average 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your life!!

Enjoy … Scott